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cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

Coolest most evil bird I’ve ever seen :D it’s kinda cute in a terrifying way

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DON’T CALL ME GOOD NIGHT YOU COCK SUCKER

Is there a lose weight spell?

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Tags: lol snape fat

I bet lol

I bet lol

danglingthpider:

slurringthelines:

l0veandtoke:

Harry Potter bad lip reading!

bottom middle.

‘asparagus’ will never not be funny

we eat pussy hahahaha i found way to funny lol

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Love <3

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heyfunniest:

Christmas countdown
THIS BLOG. THIS!

heyfunniest:

Christmas countdown

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smellslikedemerolspirit:

Strawberry fields forever

smellslikedemerolspirit:

Strawberry fields forever

imnotantisocialijusthateyou asked: Holy shit. My memory sucks then. I'm sorry. ._. When are you coming back to visit?

hopefully sometime next summer ive been trying to save up lol i wanna come see everyone its been way to long

i get that a lot lol

i get that a lot lol

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Tags: happy lol

imnotantisocialijusthateyou asked: We should hang sometime!

Lol you still livin in cali?

sofapizza:

i just got diabeetus from how sweet this is

Tags: adorable

duhasiangirl:

Isn’t the dog dizzy? Poor doggie.
Look at his tongue lol

duhasiangirl:

Isn’t the dog dizzy? Poor doggie.

Look at his tongue lol

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marijuana-one-love asked: Can you follow me now ? :)

nope….